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Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:53 PM - Misc Messages - by joseph

 

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You’re another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by donny

 

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Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by James

 

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Happy Birthday to you,
More wrinkles for you,
Don't look in the mirror,
Even though you want to!

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May 4, 2012 11:38 AM - Birthday Poems - by H.

 

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Mother, if I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by jay

 

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This is what you have given me until now, mum:
B - Beating
E - Education
S - Slaps
T - Taxi Service
M - Moaning
U - Uncool mum jokes
M - Money
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by peter

 

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Better to be over the hill than buried under it

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Feb 15, 2012 08:21 PM - Misc Messages - by Anon

 

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Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by Alf

 

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Hey Dad, congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

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Mar 6, 2012 09:50 AM - Dad - by ed

 

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Dear mum, don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by ahmed

 

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