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  <title>Happy Birthday to you
More wrinkles for you
Dont look in the mirror
Even though you want to </title>
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    <![CDATA[Happy Birthday to you
More wrinkles for you
Dont look in the mirror
Even though you want to<br><br>By: H.<br />on 01-05-2012<br>Category: Birthday Poems<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Hey Dad congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday </title>
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    <![CDATA[Hey Dad congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday<br><br>By: ed<br />on 05-03-2012<br>Category: Dad<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>As the years pass by I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all </title>
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    <![CDATA[As the years pass by I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday Dad<br><br>By: sahed<br />on 05-03-2012<br>Category: Dad<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>This is what you have given me until now mum
B - Beating
E - Education
S - </title>
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    <![CDATA[This is what you have given me until now mum
B - Beating
E - Education
S - Slaps
T - Taxi Service
M - Moaning
U - Uncool mum jokes
M - Money
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday <br><br>By: peter<br />on 05-03-2012<br>Category: Mum<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>peter</author>
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  <title>Growing old with every birthday is just Gods way of telling you that you have </title>
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    <![CDATA[Growing old with every birthday is just Gods way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time i.e cooking washing and cleaning Happy Birthday<br><br>By: alison<br />on 05-03-2012<br>Category: Mum<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>alison</author>
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  <title>Mother if Ive been impolite annoying obstinate unhappy and ungrateful towards you Im here to </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Mum/26</link>
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    <![CDATA[Mother if Ive been impolite annoying obstinate unhappy and ungrateful towards you Im here to tell you that youre only going to get more of me the coming year. Happy Birthday<br><br>By: jay<br />on 05-03-2012<br>Category: Mum<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>jay</author>
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  <title>Dear mum dont be depressed at the fact that youre on your way to becoming </title>
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    <![CDATA[Dear mum dont be depressed at the fact that youre on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are the better the seats you will get in the bus Happy Birthday <br><br>By: ahmed<br />on 05-03-2012<br>Category: Mum<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>ahmed</author>
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  <title>Happy Birthday on your very special day I hope that you donrsquot die before you </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/24</link>
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    <![CDATA[Happy Birthday on your very special day I hope that you donrsquot die before you eat your cake.<br><br>By: Alf<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Alf</author>
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  <title>With age comes wisdom. (Yoursquore one of the wisest people I know) </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/23</link>
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    <![CDATA[With age comes wisdom. (Yoursquore one of the wisest people I know)<br><br>By: chris<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>chris</author>
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  <title>Happy Birthday yoursquore not getting older yoursquore just a little closer to death. </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/22</link>
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    <![CDATA[Happy Birthday yoursquore not getting older yoursquore just a little closer to death.<br><br>By: James<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>James</author>
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  <title>Yoursquore another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/21</link>
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    <![CDATA[Yoursquore another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ainrsquot no gift for you.<br><br>By: donny<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>donny</author>
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  <title>One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/20</link>
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    <![CDATA[One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday<br><br>By: elena<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>elena</author>
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  <title>Happy Birthday you old fart. </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/19</link>
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    <![CDATA[Happy Birthday you old fart.<br><br>By: carly<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>carly</author>
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  <title>Another year another new place that aches. </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/18</link>
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    <![CDATA[Another year another new place that aches.<br><br>By: billy<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>billy</author>
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  <title>Some words of wisdom for your birthday Smile while you still have teeth </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/17</link>
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    <![CDATA[Some words of wisdom for your birthday Smile while you still have teeth<br><br>By: John<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>John</author>
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  <title>Count your blessings not your wrinkles. </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/16</link>
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    <![CDATA[Count your blessings not your wrinkles.<br><br>By: dave<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>dave</author>
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  <title>Two tips on your birthday
1) Forget the past you canrsquot change it.
2) Forget the present </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/15</link>
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    <![CDATA[Two tips on your birthday
1) Forget the past you canrsquot change it.
2) Forget the present I didnrsquot get you one.<br><br>By: joseph<br />on 04-03-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>joseph</author>
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  <title>How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/14</link>
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    <![CDATA[How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older<br><br>By: Sam<br />on 28-02-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sam</author>
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  <title>Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/13</link>
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    <![CDATA[Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest<br><br>By: Anonym<br />on 28-02-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonym</author>
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  <title>Happy Birthday Youre only as old as the manwoman youre feeling.... </title>
  <link>http://www.funnybirthdaymessages.co.uk/view/Misc%20Messages/11</link>
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    <![CDATA[Happy Birthday Youre only as old as the manwoman youre feeling....<br><br>By: Gaz<br />on 16-02-2012<br>Category: Misc Messages<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Gaz</author>
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