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Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by dave

 

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Mother, if I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by jay

 

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Happy birthday - it could be your last.

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Feb 16, 2012 10:09 AM - Misc Messages - by J

 

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Growing old with every birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time, i.e cooking, washing and cleaning! Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by alison

 

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This is what you have given me until now, mum:
B - Beating
E - Education
S - Slaps
T - Taxi Service
M - Moaning
U - Uncool mum jokes
M - Money
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by peter

 

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Another year, another new place that aches.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by billy

 

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Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by Alf

 

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Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by James

 

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

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Feb 28, 2012 09:01 PM - Misc Messages - by Anonym

 

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As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday Dad!

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Mar 6, 2012 09:50 AM - Dad - by sahed

 

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