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Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by dave


Happy birthday - it could be your last.
Feb 16, 2012 10:09 AM - Misc Messages - by J



Another year, another new place that aches.
Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by billy

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by Alf

Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by James

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
Feb 28, 2012 09:01 PM - Misc Messages - by Anonym
