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This is what you have given me until now, mum:
B - Beating
E - Education
S - Slaps
T - Taxi Service
M - Moaning
U - Uncool mum jokes
M - Money
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

#28

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by peter

Growing old with every birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time, i.e cooking, washing and cleaning! Happy Birthday!

#27

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by alison

Mother, if I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Happy Birthday!

#26

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by jay

Dear mum, don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday!

#25

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by ahmed

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