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Happy Birthday to you,
More wrinkles for you,
Don't look in the mirror,
Even though you want to!

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May 4, 2012 11:38 AM - Birthday Poems - by H.

 

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Hey Dad, congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

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Mar 6, 2012 09:50 AM - Dad - by ed

 

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As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday Dad!

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Mar 6, 2012 09:50 AM - Dad - by sahed

 

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This is what you have given me until now, mum:
B - Beating
E - Education
S - Slaps
T - Taxi Service
M - Moaning
U - Uncool mum jokes
M - Money
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by peter

 

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Growing old with every birthday is just God's way of telling you that you have more tasks to complete in lesser amounts of time, i.e cooking, washing and cleaning! Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by alison

 

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Dear mum, don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by ahmed

 

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Mother, if I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Happy Birthday!

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Mar 5, 2012 08:51 PM - Mum - by jay

 

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Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by Alf

 

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You’re another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by donny

 

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Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

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Mar 4, 2012 06:57 PM - Misc Messages - by James

 

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